I had to remove a certain shockwave game I created that lampooned a certain popular recording "artist." Said "artist's" lawyers sent me a cease and desist letter. The game is gone, and all references to it are gone as well. To make up for the lack of material this removal caused, I have posted "Cease and Desist", for your smacking pleasure. This shockwave game should actually load pretty fast. Enjoy! (It is also now residing in the SHOCKwave gallery.)
The Herman PIC children's book I illustrated for FEMA is finished and posted. Check it out. I also designed and engineered Herman's Beach, to put a spin on the FEMA for Kids' navigation.
Took this crazy picture of Brady Anderson with my digital camera. I sent it to the Post, the Sun and the Orioles, no takers... bastards.
Bill Hill Recovery Center. Check it out, and help me find Bill.
Have you looked at my t-shirts? There are updated bi-monthly. They are free to use. Download the PDF file, print it out on the popular iron-on transfer papers and apply it to a t-shirt. Check out the contest there!
I made a fake "Priceless" ad for Rick Rockwell. Please e-mail this to your friends if you find it funny. I would love to have something of mine become "forwarded crap" that everyone has seen.
My Blair Witch Spoof has reached the 11,000 hit mark. And it's climbing.
It was just featured in Italy's "Happy Web" magazine. (Click for picture)
Thanks to Andrea Dalla Corte for sending that in. And thanks to Becca for this translation.
Click HERE to view the stats for "Blairmobil Toys."
"You Are Happy," my entry for Adobe's Millennial Design Contest. I was a semi-finalist. Eh. Phooey on them. It is an illustration I did in Photoshop 5.5 with 100% my own photography.
Elliot in the Morning, logo for DC 101's 'Elliot in the Morning' show. I was one of three finalists for this one. But they chose the logo that is on display here. The intent is a spoof of the DC Metro logo, because "like the Metro, Elliot is loud and smelly, but gets DC moving."
The Two Hour Hump Day Show has been uprooted from art.wvwc.edu, and now permanently resides here at AgeOwns.com, so all your favorite Hump Day Girl Boxer Shorts pictures are there and waiting for you.
Zula the Hula Girl is ready to dance for you. She's a .pdf file that you download, print and cut out. Easy assembly gives you a little hula girl for your desk, that really dances! And now, for the ladies, I've added her male counterpart, Hang-Ten Sven!
Fatboy Ed the dancing hermit crab is now available to download. It is a quicktime movie, click on the icon below to visit.
Fatboy Ed sadly passed away. Please visit his memorial.
Have you played my Tattoo Studio yet? It's fun and it's SHOCKwave enhanced! It is still in its Beta testing stages, apparently different computers get variants on the colors... I dunno! Download and play yourself.
CLICK HERE
And if you have a Mac, make sure to pick the Mac version...
Here is my emergency help page. It has all the links you need for the plug-ins required for my site. You should see the airplane graphics. Click below.
Right now I am going a little nuts with the Blair Witch Project. Now that I'm out of school, and assignment-less I'm trying to create problems that need solutions.
This site features my BWP action figures and also has a Shockwave movie.
If you click on the Blairmobil logo, you will be taken to that site. It is also available on the Blair Witch Project Webring.
Click below for my fake mail screen, if you like to surf the web in ultimate privacy, this little gimmick is the thing for you.
I would also like to direct you to see my Senior show. The equivelant of a senior thesis, clicking below will take you through the "Andrew Jones Memorial Exhibition." Which I used to graduate from West Virginia Wesleyan College.
I just made this today (August 19, 1999) look for more fake ads coming soon.